WARRIORS LAFF-IN "part two"

Some jokes to share "part two"......


Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months

A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!" so he ran off with the TV and VCD...

Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!

A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")

A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid replied: "MASTURBATING."(master bathing)

mh fun
i like the 3. joke most.....

check this out:

Little Boy's Prayer

A little boy who said his prayers every night would say,
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless the cat,
and God bless the dog."

Well, one day the little boy was playing with the dog,
and the dog bit him. That night when he said his prayers,
he said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless the cat,
and I don't care what happens to the dog."
The next morning when they woke up, they found the dog--dead.

A few days later, the little boy was playing with the cat,
and the cat scratched him. That night when he said his prayers,
he said, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, and I don't care
what happens to the cat."
The next morning when they woke up, they found the cat--dead.

A few days later, the little boy got in trouble with his Daddy.
That night when he said his prayers, he said, "God bless Mommy,
and I don't care what happens to Daddy."

Well, Daddy had heard the little boy's prayers every night and
remembered what had happened to the dog and the cat.
So, that night, Daddy stayed up until the wee hours of the morning,
determined that he would fend off anything that tried to kill him.
Finally, he gave up and went to bed. He awoke the next morning,
feeling grateful that nothing happened to him and went to retrieve
the morning paper and the fresh milk bottle. When he opened the
front door; however, he found the milk man--dead.


i think its funy *hehe*
unlucky milkman..... xD

LOL

LOL

Here some frome me:

1. A salesman comes to a house in a small village and rings the doorbell. A little boy opens, looking a bit retarded. The salesman asks him:"Is your dad at home?" The little boy says:"My dad is dead."
Salesman: "Oh, how did that happen?" Boy: "He was hit by a tractoooor."
Salesman: "Ok, is your mom at home?" Boy: "My mum is dead" Salesman:" Omg, how did that happen poor boy?" Boy: "She was hit by a tractoooor." Salesman, still willing to sell sth then asks for the grandma. Boy:"She is dead." The salesman asks again how that happened and the boy says: " She was hit by a tractoooooor." Salesman:"And your grandpa?" Boy:"He is dead." The salesman asks again how that happened and the boy says: "He was hit by a tractooooor." Salesman:"And what do you do the whole day?" Boy:"Driving the tractoooooooooor!"

2. A father wakes up his son. He seems to be angry and starts talking to his son.
"It´s ok when you go out and drink. It´s ok when you drink too much. It´s also ok when you come home later and make a hell of a mess in the kitchen. It´s alright when you park my car on the flowerbed. It´s ok when you come into the bedroom of your mom and me and shout at us that your mum is a bitch and I´d be a loser. But it´s not ok to shit on our floor, to take some pretzel sticks and stick them into your shit and to say: "The hedgehog will live here from now on!"

3. A blond girl, wearing some headphones goes to the barbershop. She says to the barber:" Pls cut my hair, but do not take of the headphones." The barber is alright and starts to cut her hair. He finishes, she is content, pays and leaves. 2 weeks later she comes back and says again to the barber:" Pls cut my hair, but do not take of the headphones." He cuts her hair again. He finishes. She pays, she leaves.
2 weeks later she returns again. Again she says:"Pls cut my hair, but do not take of the headphones."
He starts again, but at this time he accidentally cuts the wire of her headphones.
Her face starts to get blue and she falls of the chair. Dead. He is curios and uses his headphones with
her ipod and hears:"Breath in- Breath out- Breath in- Breath out....

Hope you liked them

LOL number 2 is funny

i liked them

very funny xD



i know them all before xD


i love them



i copy them all xD



give me more pls

yeah tell me more plz